Kitteh's Haiku Korner

Jan 28

So..I own a cat. She likes to get into things. I made her a cuddle sack..she doesn’t care for it much. I own an old basket…she doesn’t care for it much. I combine the two…put it in nip-reach of my houseplant…magic.

So..I own a cat. She likes to get into things. I made her a cuddle sack..she doesn’t care for it much. I own an old basket…she doesn’t care for it much. I combine the two…put it in nip-reach of my houseplant…magic.

Nov 07

Tasty Tears

I know this makes me a petty person, but this image made me so happy!

Sep 21

A taste of what the barbaloot puts up with

ME B| I think there’s something wrong with me. Everytime i see someon deeply asleep…dad, maris, anyone.. then I go oh my gosh they’re dead and I want to wake them up to see if they are ><


Him <.< someone’s 3

ME like maris. sprawled out - couldn’t tell if she was breathing cause of how she was wadded up under the hottub and I went D: my cat died! *opens the door to make noise and see if she wakes up*

Him you’re gonna be terrible with a baby <.<
    OMG POKE

ME you have no idea.
    I’d do that with gainon
    or hold a compact mirror to his face to see if there was any foggy-breaths ><

Him oh durr

ME Evidently i have this fear of people dying in their sleep :-\
    issues. B| I should see a therapist

Him no comment :3

ME you should take me to one and come with me D:
    family therapy - so i won’t feel too shy to talk to the therapist >< OMG issues

Him <.< *pets*

ME just holy crap D: I am a basket case…
    B| *broods in the wifecave*
    I will become the night
    I’ll be the goddamned wife

Him <.<
    dorkus

My new keety! Maris adopted me after deciding the great outdoors was no place for a lady. She&#8217;s finally gained enough weight back that she looks like a real cat again. :)

My new keety! Maris adopted me after deciding the great outdoors was no place for a lady. She’s finally gained enough weight back that she looks like a real cat again. :)

Jun 12

A peacock about to charge. A confused toddler. A man who knows his wife will kill him.

A peacock about to charge.

A confused toddler.

A man who knows his wife will kill him.

Jun 10

This little guy flew into our garage and entertained my husband for a bit. He was kind enough to stay for a brief photography session before heading on his way.

This little guy flew into our garage and entertained my husband for a bit. He was kind enough to stay for a brief photography session before heading on his way.

My castle! &#8230;Complete with prince charming&#8217;s silver steed ;3 Home never looks quite as lovely until you&#8217;re far from it.

My castle! …Complete with prince charming’s silver steed ;3

Home never looks quite as lovely until you’re far from it.

Larger than my husband&#8217;s hand =D

Larger than my husband’s hand =D

Not sure of the name, but these guys had huge flowers this year.

Not sure of the name, but these guys had huge flowers this year.

&#8220;Florentine Silk&#8221; Another first-time bloomer, the stalks has at least 4 blooms &amp; were over 3&#8217; high.

“Florentine Silk” Another first-time bloomer, the stalks has at least 4 blooms & were over 3’ high.